Deadpool

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Description

 * The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a 'mercenary'.

Powers

 * Peak Human Strength and Agility: Like it says, I'm sexy strong and agile. Of course, I'm not Hulk or Flash... But who cares about them? I'm awesome just the way I am.
 * Superhuman Regeneration: You know that thing that Wolverine does when he gets stabbed/maimed/cut in pieces/shot/etc.? I can do that too... But faster and better!
 * Mind-Power Resistance: The emo ninja clan from Naruto and the Spaghetti folk of Code Geass can't control me! Why? Because my brain works that way after being injected with so much crazy stuff in the Weapon X program... Pfffffft!

Current Goals

 * It's a secreeeeeeeeet! No, seriously, I don't have any goals in mind at the moment... I live the moment, like they say.

Relationships

 * Foreveralone.jpg

Housing

 * >Implying I need a house...

Employment

 * >... and a Job